The Avengers and their roles at a party
Tony:
Host - already three shots in, hugging everyone who walks through the door and refuses to let go.
Natasha:
Bartender - slips extra shots into everyone's drinks bc everyone needs to find their chill and quick.
Clint:
Mom friend - holds your hair/cape/ect. back as you puke and gets you ginger ale and ibuprofen.
Peter Quill:
DJ - won't stop playing the 70s greatest hits.
Steve:
Security - soft core mom friend, will fight anyone he sees taking advantage of an intoxicated guest.
Sam:
Game Enthusiast - the second one drunk at the party; probably suggesting strip pool/poker/twister.
Pietro:
Party Pooper - sulking because his metabolism is too fast to allow him to get drunk.
Wanda:
Match Maker - reading everyones minds and hooking them up with whom they desire.
Bruce:
Walk Up In The Party Like, "What up, I got social anxiety and I want to go home" - high key wishing Tony had a dog that he could play with.
Thor:
Observer/Life of the party - 0 to 100 real quick; either watches his friends get shitfaced and reminds them of their mistakes in the morning OR gets shitfaced himself, throws up in Tony's decorative plants.
Peter Parker:
Crasher - finished his homework early so he snuck in and is hiding in the coat closet.
